How to Fry a Progressive Brain

... and overheat a Muslim heart:

We must not criticize Islam.
But Islam hates gays.
We must not criticize Islam.
But Islam hates gays.
We must not criticize Islam.
But Islam hates gays.
We must not criticize Islam.
But Islam…

(The sound of sparks and frying circuits.
The smell of smoke.
[progressive] reaches overload.)

And what then?
We’ll just have to wait and see.

The details!