Jack Layton is campaigning to be the next Prime Minister of Canada. Jack Layton was found naked in a whorehouse. Jack Layton was found with, though not in, a 3rd World Sex Trade Worker.... continue reading.
Jack Layton alleges he frequented this whorehouse for "therapeutic massage". He was found naked at this establishment at 1:30 AM in the morning, when as we all know legitimate institutes of therapeutic massage do their best "found-in" er..."walk-in" business.
Jack's 3rd World Sex Trade Worker/Therapeutic Masseuse came from China. It is unknown if her "masseuse" qualifications were recognized in Canada beyond an informal acknowledgement by afficianados and operators within the world's oldest profession. I can't say with certainty but I do not recall there being a critical shortage of "3rd World Therapeutic Masseuses" necessitating their urgent import from China. Perhaps it was one of those "Doing The Hand Jobs Canadians Won't Do" things.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
How John put the Jack in Layton
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Reminds me of those Romanian strippers...
Its an Al Gore moment - Jack aka John should have paid the big bucks and gotten a private hotel room. What is it with "old white guys" and massage therapy? lol
To be fair, what's the truth on Mr. Harper's wife having an affair with an RCMP officer/bodyguard/driver?
Only thing is, this RCMP is female.
Mr. Harper has a lot on his plate. Pray for him.
It's too bad this story broke too late to have much effect on the election, it would have been better a week ago, and Jack would have HAD to answer to the Press,if they'd have asked.
Unless the MSM shoves this story out front and center on all their National News broadcasts, which I highly doubt, most of the Country will vote Monday,and way too many will vote for "that nice fellow from the NDP".
You been out with Jackoff Johnbrooks.You are one helluva ignorant person.
I laughed when I heard Jack lament about how this is sad smearing. I don't recall Iggy, Stephen, or Jacques handing him a coupon to freely support sex-trafficed and abused young females.
It was her first day in Canada! I'm so sure she was told her dream job in Canada included milking the weenie of a pasty, sweating and grunting bald white guy.
Paul, is the time correct? Is it verifiable that this occured at 1:30AM?
There is no confirmed time, that I know of. The police officer's notes should include a time, but so far I haven't seen any solid confirmation. Blazing Cat Fur is on the trail.
Layton is a Marxist who has lost two federal elections. He was also found naked in a Toronto whore house.
If that alone isn't enough to win in Canada, then I have no idea what is required to be the leader of Canada.
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