Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Greatest Action Story Ever Told

Coming this summer to a theatre near you, it's the most anticipated cinematic epic of the millennium: Executive Termination: The True Real-Life Obama/Osama Story!
It began like any other day in the Republic. The people commuted to work, the radios played, and the golfing weather was fair. No one could have predicted that a series of malicious events were about to unfold that would leave humanity dangling on the brink. And only one man was willing to step blindly into the colossal game of chance, a game where the stakes were the very existence of existence itself!

Wesley Snipes is Samuel L. Jackson as Will Smith playing Barack Obama in Executive Termination: The True Real-Life Obama/Osama Story! Also starring Megan Fox as movie mega-star Megan Fox as the woman who loved him! And starring Nicholas Cage as Mr. Vanderbelt, the deadly ninja assassin with a heart of gold. Truly a story for the ages, Executive Termination: The True Real-Life Obama/Osama Story! is the gripping retelling of the epic of our time.

With the clock ticking, Obama is in a race against time. Embroiled in humanity's greatest struggle for survival, even he cannot stand alone. A most unlikely band of heroes must join him. Dolph Lundgren is Mace 'Dolph' Mahoney, the Swedish mob boss out to avenge the death of his unborn son. Nick Nolte plays Sergeant Major Killmore, the crusty alcoholic leader of the crack, super-elite, crack, super-secret super-force of crack operatives, Seal Force Delta. Mickey Rourke is the aging Gestapo hit-man Baron Clause von Schtickengruebber. And introducing pop star sensation "Kesha", Kesha Rose Sebert, in her first appearance on the big screen as Vanessa Wentworth Struthersfield, the British Secret Agent and super-vixen with a dark past that threatens to unwind the best laid plans of this unlikely gang of champions.

Yes it's Executive Termination: The True Real-Life Obama/Osama Story! The true story of global catastrophe, a modern day Hercules, and the dark forces arrayed against him. Charlie Sheen stars as evil mastermind Osama Bin Laden, in what critics are calling "an Oscar bi-winning performance for the ages!" And Keanu Reeves stars as Ahkmed Zwari Ahmed, Al-Qaeda super-assassin, four time suicide bomber, and leader of Osama's elite hit squad, "The Fatwa Five".

Romance and suspense loom at every corner in Executive Termination: The True Real-Life Obama/Osama Story! Megan Fox is "Transformers" superstar and contemporary sex symbol Megan Fox in "the greatest romance story since Romeo and Juliet". Will the burning love of sexpot Megan Fox for President Obama be enough to carry him through calamity, or will hearts be torn asunder? Can the simple love of a woman for a man slip the surly bounds of earth as Obama and his elite team hurtle towards Bin Laden's secret moon base aboard a Saturn 5 rocket in a desperate do or die attempt to save the universe?

The New York Time's raves, "Finally, an action movie for the age of hope and change!" Yes Executive Termination: The True Real-Life Obama/Osama Story! is truly the greatest story ever told. If you see only one movie this year, you can’t afford to miss the action, suspense, romance, drama, comedy, and toe tapping musical numbers of Executive Termination: The True Real-Life Obama/Osama Story!

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